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Joke of the Day

"What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up"

"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"

"If my guitar weeped, gently or otherwise, the song I'd write would be called, ""Holy Shit, My Fucking Guitar Is Weeping."""

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already."

"Why do we call them the Smoky Mountains? Because the moonshiners got there before the cartographers!"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"