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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."

"This year's Oscars are just like Zero Dark Thirty. We know how it's gonna end, but let's all pretend it's suspenseful."

"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."

"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."

"Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago? You bet jurassic would."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."