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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."

"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."

"Giving ""the silent treatment"" only matters to those who want to hear what you have to say."

"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."

"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."

"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."

"If someone says you're a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid."

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."