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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when your iPhone auto-corrects ""lardass""? Kardashian"
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"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."
"""I'm glad you're so normal. It's refreshing."" ""That's me- totally normal!"" *waves off mariachi band waiting in the wings*"
"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"I don't know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american's are sure failing the IQ test"
"So I checked into a nihilist hotel, and asked for turndown service. The clerk at the reception looked at me wearily and responded: ""Turndown? What for?"""
"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"
"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"
"They say attractiveness is relative... my cousin seemed to disagree"
"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"