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Joke of the Day

"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""

"A new thought from Anton Belvedere Q: What did I say to Queen Amidala on Mardis Gras? A: Show me your Naboobs!"

"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"

"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."

"What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat? Glutteny."

"What did David do when he hand all his bones removed Nothing."

"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"

"a murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a pod of dolphins, a herpe of Kardashians"