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Joke of the Day

"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""

"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"

"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."

"laugh! besty medicine"

"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"Today, I woke up an optimist. He punched me in the face."

"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."

"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"

"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"