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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("
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"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
"These e-cigarettes keep getting bigger and bigger. I swear I just saw someone smoking a clarinet."
"DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*"
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"
"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""
"What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson"
"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."