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Joke of the Day

"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."

"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."

"Last year I netted over 100k before taxes doing gay porn ""That's gross, dude"", my mom said."

"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."

"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"

"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"

"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."

"What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox? A Viberator"