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Joke of the Day

"There was a problem with my AC device It's all cool now though"

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"hey baby. ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me"

"i hate when... ...when people ask me where i see myself in 5 years. come on guys, i don't have 2020 vision."

"Short story about sharpness. Man 1: What is more sharp Mouth or Anus? Man 2: Mouth. Man 1: Can you cut your shit using your Mouth? Man 2: ..."

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school."

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on."