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Joke of the Day
"Furniture stores keep the guy who voices their commercials in a windowless room full of cocaine."
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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"
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"A candle is my girlfriend... She is very hot"
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."
"Open books don't get judged by their covers."
"I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."