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Joke of the Day

"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""

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"Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working."
"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."
"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"
"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"
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"The debate should just be held here The joke should be in the comments"
"*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN! *pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong."