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Joke of the Day
"Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use? Progressive."
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"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."
"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."
"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"
"""Pardon me miss, but would you mind moving out of the way?"" --Polite Ludacris"
"Two Polish parents are sitting at the dinner table with their two kids... The father turns to the mother and says ""Why don't we send the kids out to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck"""
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"Playing the long game. some months back I planted lettuce in my garden. yesterday I was making dinner and asked my girlfriend to go pick some lettuce. she said ""why?"" I said ""just Cos"" ba dum tisssssh"