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Joke of the Day

"Open books don't get judged by their covers."

"If I had a penny.. for every time a girl asked me out I'd have 5 cents. She said if I came back a sixth time, she'd call the cops."

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9? ...I can't even..."

"I like my women like I like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol"

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"Dad said I wasn't allowed to go out wearing this skirt because it's ""too revealing""... Fuck you, dad, I'm a grown man and I'll do what I want!"