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Joke of the Day

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you My girlfriend told me this one today, I was impressed"

"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."

"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."

"[Job interview] ""Under ""skills"" you have odd compliments."" ""You look like you'd have soft bones. ""Thank you?"""

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."

"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""

"I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details."