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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
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"Thinking about becoming a cop just so I have an excuse for being out of shape, lazy and a racist."
"Where do you send hyperactive jewish children for summer vacation? Concentration camp."
"Did you hear about the crowd of Catholic priests at baby Gap? The sign in the window advertised ""Little Boys Pants Half Off!"""
"What do humans and sharks have in common? The great ones are always white."
"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses to get it out."
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""
"What happens when you cross Elton John and a sabre tooth tiger? I don't know, but you better keep it away from your ass! (Credit: Kenny Hotz)"