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Joke of the Day
"Why are fish always on drugs? They just keep getting hooked."
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"I saw this ad in a window that said: ""TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full!"" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""
"Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix"
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."
"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."
"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"
"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."