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Joke of the Day

"I saw this ad in a window that said: ""TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full!"" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."

"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."

"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"

"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""

"[running away from killer] KILLER: YOU'RE GONNA TRIP ON YOUR SHOELACES THEN I'LL GET U ME: MY SHOES ARE VELCRO KILLER: NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!"

"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"