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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"

"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."

"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""

"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."

"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."

"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"