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"I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people"
"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."
"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"