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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"I just had to fire my Korean housekeeper... ...She kept trying to wok the dog."

"When I die I want the people I did group work with to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time"

"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"

"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Technically I pulled myself over, you only asked C: I know, right? They make us say it like that"

"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."