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Joke of the Day
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
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"I don't care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog."
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
"I asked my girlfriend for directions while she was giving me head she looked up and said..""You need to get off in 2 kilometers"""
"""HOW"" - dyslexic owl"
"The reason there's no Windows 9 is because... 7 8 9."
"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"