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Joke of the Day

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass"

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"

"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."

"Kim on FB needs help deciding if the snot in her kid's nose is from allergies or not. His Dr. says yes, but she really needs your opinion."

"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."

"Some people say they get runner's high... I just get runner's OH GOD MY CHEST IS COLLAPSING I FEEL LIKE DEATH"

"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."