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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell."
Next Joke
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."
"I'm in favor of spanking children. Their parents are not."
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."
"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"
"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."
"hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected"
"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"Trump won't drop out I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***"
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"