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Joke of the Day

"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."

"I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together."

"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"

"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."

"Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich"

"A young boy asks his Dad :""What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: ""You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."

"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"

"I almost drowned trying to swim today. The security guard didn't even care he just told me to get the hell out of the mall fountain."