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Joke of the Day
"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"
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"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."
"When it's ""buy one, get one free,"" I have them put the free one in a separate bag so I don't get them mixed up."
"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."
"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the changes necessary will come from within."
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"
"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"