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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."
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"What comes after fear but ends before sex? Funf!"
"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"
"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut"
"google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic"
"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."
"Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Her**: Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Him**: What about the other one? **Her**: The other one is buying me a tablet."
"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""
"How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!"