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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21."
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"My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like ""How Avant-garde"""
"Why was the big hairy two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one."
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"
"The Chicago Bears"
"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."
"*sees cute doctor in scrubs* *falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth! Doc: ... Me: Aren't you obligated to help? Husband: GET UP!"
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"