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Joke of the Day
"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
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"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."
"OK, so you caught me bangin' the peanut butter jar... Don't make it weird..."
"What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you? You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed."
"Who is the best underwater Transformer? Octopus Prime!"
"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"
"Teach a Nigerian to fish... He'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people."
"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."
"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"
"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""