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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon."

"Look all I'm saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones"

"Free will is good, but free pizza is better."

"In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision."

"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"

"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping."

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn't what he expected. Dating is bull shit"