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Joke of the Day
"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."
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"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."
"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."
"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."
"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"
"[Calls Ex-Girlfriend] Remember all those hair-ties and Bobby pins you lost? Well, I found all 5,000 while moving."
"So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar... ...and says to her friend ""I slept with a brazilian last night."" ""That's **terrible!**"" her friend says. ""How much is a brazilian?"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"
"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"
"What did the Jew say to the homeless man? Could you spare some change?"