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Joke of the Day

"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"

"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"

"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."

"How Do You Kill a Trumpet Player? You shove then off their ego!"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Hot."

"Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat? Because they always get a little hoarse"

"When I asked my girlfriend what car she was going to buy... She said, ""I don't know. I just want something that gets me from A to B."" She's so stupid. No car is going to increase her cup size."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do."

"A man once became addicted to cocaine from foreign countries. He spent all his money to travel and sample the evil drug in all parts of the world. Thankfully, he stopped once he hit the Finnish line."