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Joke of the Day
"Free will is good, but free pizza is better."
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"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
"A friend asked me what I thought I would be doing in 4 years, I said I dunno... ...it's not like I have 2020 vision."
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."
"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too."
"""The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now."" - Inventor of the fruit cake."
"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."
"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."