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"Free will is good, but free pizza is better."
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"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."
"My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died."""
"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"
"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"
"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
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