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Joke of the Day

"In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision."

"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."

"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."

"Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall"

"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."

"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."

"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."

"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"