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Joke of the Day

"What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them."

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."

"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."

"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Given how many times I've been poked, Googled, and deep crawled, you'd think I'd have a lot more to brag about."

"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."

"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."