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Joke of the Day
"Lance Armstrong I hear Lance Armstrong was doping to win the Tour de France again this year."
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"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"
"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""
"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"
"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."