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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."

"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"

"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."

"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"

"When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood."

"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""