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Joke of the Day
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
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"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""
"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."
"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."
"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"
"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."
"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"
"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"
"4yo: When you're 9, you can drive Me: Pretty sure you have to be older 4yo: Some people can drive at 9 Me: A little older 4yo: Ya, it's 9"