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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"

"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"

"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"

"White people really do look alike, so let's fill up on teriyaki chicken samples by walking laps around the food court."

"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."

"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."

"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"

"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""

"Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground."

"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""