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Joke of the Day

"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"

"I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, ""Wow. That's annoying."" and you're like, ""I know."""

"What did one atom say to the other? ""I lost an electron..."" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" First atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."

"If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?"

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."

"Bill Gates went into an Apple store... Farted, and stank up the whole place. But it's their fault for not having Windows."

"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""

"Michael Jackson had hoes on his dick when he was younger. But when he got older he had dicks on his hoes."