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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
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"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."
"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."
"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there"
"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"
"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""
"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"
"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."