16976

Joke of the Day

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."

"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"

"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"

"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."

"Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done."

"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."

"Inspiring to see someone lift himself up by his own bootstraps. But soon you'll wonder what you're doing at a fucking magic show."

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"