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Joke of the Day

"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"

"Where's the best place to explore? Rome."

"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart."