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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti made from milk protein... But sadly he pasta whey."
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"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."
"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."
"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."
"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"
"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."
"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""
"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."
"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"
"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"