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Joke of the Day

"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""

"How did the hipster die? He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool."

"Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that is not allowed if the baby is yours."

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."

"What's Obama's Favorite TV Show? Game of Drones"

"What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector."

"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."