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Joke of the Day

"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."

"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."

"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"

"Why did the spy cross a road? Because he never was on your side."

"[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man"

"I was standing out side the other day and a bat flew at my head it was a Louisville Slugger and I don't remember much after that."