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Joke of the Day
"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"
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"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."
"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."
"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."
"I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary."
"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."
"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" He replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""
"So A C and E walk into a music bar... The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"