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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."

"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."

"Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"

"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""