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Joke of the Day

"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"

"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."

"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."

"Did you know... That 90% of teenagers own a phone... and that 100% of phones own a teenager?"

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."

"To the guy that called twice at 4am, here's your score: Used correct numbers (A+) Dialed numbers in correct order (F-)"