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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"

"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn?"

"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."

"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."

"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing? Because it's non binary"

".@Starbucks it is 2014 why don't you sell pickles"

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"