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Joke of the Day

".@Starbucks it is 2014 why don't you sell pickles"

"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"An architect is inspecting a bridge... When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: ""The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"""

"Five Guys isn't the same when only 3 of them are working."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."

"I call my penis Valyrian Steel.... Because it slays pale, icy bitches and no one really knows how it works."