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Joke of the Day
"Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn?"
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"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"
"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."
"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"
"WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?"
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."
"I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good."
"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."