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Joke of the Day

"The suspect was found dead with his genitals inside a jar of peanut butter... Dare I say he was... Fucking nuts."

"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""

"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""

"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"

"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."

"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"

"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"