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Joke of the Day

"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food..."

"Unfortunately, this month's Psychics Club meeting is cancelled... ... due to unforeseen circumstances."

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."